"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

-Benjamin Franklin

"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer."

-Abraham Lincoln

"We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old."

-Martin Luther

"I drink to make other people interesting."

-George Jean Nathan

"He was a wise man who invented beer."

-Plato

"...there is only one game at the heart of America and that is baseball, and only one beverage to be found sloshing at the depths of our national soul and that is beer."

-Peter Richmond

"Beer needs baseball, and baseball needs beer - it has always been thus."

-Peter Richmond

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

-Frank Sinatra

"I never met a pub I didn't like."

-Pete Slosberg, Founder of Pete's Brewing Company

"[I recommend]… bread, meat, vegetables and beer."

-Sophocles' philosophy of a moderate diet

"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer!"

-Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck

"Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire."

-David Rains Wallace

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."

-Kaiser Welhelm

"I'm going to buy a boat... do a little travelling, and I'm going to be drinking beer!"

-John Welsh, Brooklyn bus driver who won $30 million in the New York lottery

"Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink."

-Whitstran Brewery sign

"Work is the curse of the drinking class."

-Oscar Wilde

"Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long."

-Carl Worner

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

-Henny Youngman

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

-Catherine Zandonella

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."

-Frank Zappa

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

-Dave Barry

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."

-Dave Barry

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

-Humphrey Bogart

"The sum of the matter is, the people drink because they wish to drink."

-Rudolph Brand

"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."

-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

"Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods."

-Bruce Carlton

"No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer."

-John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough

"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."

-Winston Churchill

"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

-His reply

"An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer."

-Confucius

"The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes."

-Nicholas Culpeper

"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."

-David Daye

"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."

-Deep Thought, Jack Handy

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"

-Deep Thought, Jack Handy

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

-W.C. Fields

"Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink."

-W.C. Fields

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Stephen Wright

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

Brian O'Rourke

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

We don't know why beer drinking rodents developed fewer tumors. Follow up studies must be done.

Dr. Richard Nelson.

"Most people hate the taste of beer—to begin with. It is, however a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome".

— Winston Churchill

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer." - Arnold Schwarzenegger,1975.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"If drinking is evil, then why did Jesus turn water to wine ?"

They who drink beer will think beer.

–Washington Irving

Sir, you are drunk.

- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill.

Yes, and you, madam, are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.

- Winston Churchill's reply

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

--Ambrose Bierce

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

--Anonymous

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.

--Anonymous

"One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn't live like the previous generation. It hasn't yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer."

Ron Klugman, SVP, Coors Brewing

"I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety."

Shakespeare, Henry V

To Drink Or Not To Drink That Is The Question?

THE BEER STOPS HERE

To hell with them. When history is written they will be the sons of bitches - not I.

Harry S Truman

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

Harry S Truman

“What did the president drink, and when did he drink it?”

One Nation With Beer and Pretzels For All

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W. C. Fields

I drink therefore I am.

W. C. Fields

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

W. C. Fields

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

W. C. Fields

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

W. C. Fields

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

W. C. Fields

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

W. C. Fields

We Hold These Truths To Be Self Evident That All Beers Are Not Creater Equal

“All I want to do is drink beer and train like an animal.”

Rod Dixon (Dixon was an Olympic runner and won the NYC Marathon)