As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is
bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run
that risk when drinking
wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has
to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid, than to
drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it
as a public service.

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