Arrogant Bastard Ale:

This is an Aggressive Beer! You probably won't like it. It is doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. I would suggest that you stick to more safer and more familiar territory - Maybe something like piss light, or should I say Bud Light. You know something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you that it's made in a little home-town brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think Multi-Million dollar ad campaigns make a beer taste better. Perhaps you're mouthing your words as you read this or perhaps you just downed a weak pathetic little beer that is nothing more than colored water. Don't even bother tasting this beer, You want the Truth? You can't handle the truth. You don't have the testicular fortitude to step out of the boat none the less rock it a bit.

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